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Profile SC-1422: Toilet Gadget

toilet gadget, what do you see,
a river of red looking back at me,
i’d say a toilet’s motive is to have a plumber,
but whenever you talk to me, i get a bit dumber.
You trek on, lavender in tow,
a vast wasteland, devoid of snow
With one fell swoop you smite the beast
The one, just shy of the kitchen sink,
Many people ask how it could be done
But with a Toilet Gadget, you’ve already won.
pinkerton